It’s Nice to Have a Romcom, But the Heroines Are Nothing but Monsters

Writer: Ototsuka Yukimi
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I'm the Only One Who Knows Their True Forms (For Real) (Despair) (Someone Help Me)

Adashino You, an ordinary high school student, was expecting a romantic comedy.
He doesn't ask for much, just wants a girlfriend.

Then he ended up sitting next to the renowned beauty, Kusakabe Nanaka! Eyes of jealousy aimed at him like a shotgun from all around. He thought a tumultuous story was about to begin, but──...

「Um, I'd rather you not get involved with me.」

You, making an extremely displeased face, begins to distance himself from Nanaka with all his might.
However, contrary to his wishes, the number of "monster-like" heroines keeps increasing. The jealous stares continue to grow. His SAN value keeps decreasing.

Will You be able to have a normal romantic comedy? He continues to pray every day.
……But, it's probably impossible. Merciless.

Table of Content

Chapter 1: The Person Next to Adashino-kun

Chapter 2: The More Heroines, the Better

Chapter 3: Is It Really Better to Have Many?

Chapter 4: Don’t Think You’re Safe Even When You Go Home

Chapter 5: A Thoughtful Sister Who Cares for Her Brother

Chapter 6: I Have No Reason to Be Envied

Chapter 7: Isn’t This a Regulation Violation?

Chapter 8: Concentrate on the Lesson

Chapter 9: Don’t Throw Away Your Pride

Chapter 10: Come Back After Becoming Human

Chapter 11: Is This the Beginning of a Post-Apocalypse?

Chapter 12: I’m Getting Used to Jealous Looks Somehow

Chapter 13: Darkness, Monsters. There’s No Way Nothing Would Happen…

Chapter 14: Sorry, But There Won’t Be a Second Time

Chapter 15: It’s Scary When the Expected Situation Doesn’t Occur

Chapter 16: Ahh, That’s What a Bookworm Means…

Chapter 17: Going to School with a Zombie, Is This Some Kind of Punishment Game?

Chapter 18: How Do You Hold a Pen with Those Hands?

Chapter 19: You Might Die If You Look at This Pop-Up Three Times

Chapter 20: The Pressure is Intense, The Pressure is Intense

Chapter 21: Tea with a Mud Dauber is Quite a Delight

Chapter 22: How Many Times Do You Think I Said I Am Fine?

Chapter 23: It’s Not Like I’m Injured or Anything

Chapter 24: Tapioca Was Still Alive

Chapter 25: The Language of Cherry Blossoms Is

Chapter 26: The Lump of Meat Gets Nervous

Chapter 27: With a Mud Dauber Wasp in a Sun-Dappled Park

Chapter 28: If You Say I’m Free, I Am, But Not That Free

Chapter 29: On the Way to the Off-Campus Study Trip with a Lump of Meat

Chapter 30: My SAN Value is Infinite, But Not Unlimited

Chapter 31: Only Dark Horses Here

Chapter 32: You Shoot Zombies in Arcades, Right?

Chapter 33: Take Your Monster Showdown Elsewhere

Chapter 34: Even Dust Accumulates into a Yamato Nadeshiko?

Chapter 35: Even a Dust-Type Girl Gets Nervous

Chapter 36: Going Out of Control in Track and Field is a No-Go, Right?

Chapter 37: Purikura Means Print Club

Chapter 38: Sharing an Umbrella with a Monster? That’s a No-Go

Chapter 39: Well, As a Matter of Common Sense

Chapter 40: Mud Dauber and Pasta, Just from the Words It Sounds Like Foreign Matter Contamination

Chapter 41: Side-to-Side Jumps on the Brink of Death Romantic Comedy

Chapter 42: Just Barely Safe to Cancel

Chapter 43: It’s Hard to Love a Lump of Meat, Especially When It Comes to Ice Cream

Chapter 44: I screamed “You’re a piece of meat!” and cried.

Chapter 45: Did You Think I’d Say “Do Your Best” Cutely?

Chapter 46: Isn’t It Hard to Long for Dust?

Chapter 47: Lump of Meat and Dust ≒ Pre-Death Form and Post-Funeral Form

Chapter 48: It Could Be in an Art Textbook If It Were a Painting

Chapter 49: To Keep the Promise of That Day

Chapter 50: Oii Adashino, Let’s Go to the Aquarium

Chapter 51: Fuun, Is This Lump of Meat a Deep Sea Creature?

Chapter 52: Is This What They Mean by Otaku’s Fast Talking?

Chapter 53: Between Zombies and Sharks, Which is More Suitable as the Protagonist of a B-Movie?

Chapter 54: At Least in Terms of Swimming, Sharks Have the Upper Hand

Chapter 55: Farewell, Reality That Is Too Painful

Chapter 56: Well, Watermelon is Synonymous with the Sea

Chapter 57: Highly Developed Invitations Are Indistinguishable from Threats

Chapter 58: Mud Dauber Wasp and Festival, the Scene Looks Like a Crazy Religious Ritual

Chapter 59: Just the Two of Us with Sparklers, Is This a Romcom?

Chapter 60: The Trash in My House Suddenly Increased

Chapter 61: A Classmate Showers Under the Same Roof

Chapter 62: Heeh, Meeting Dust for a Marriage Interview is Quite an Unusual Hobby

Chapter 63: A Hundred Billion or So Lumps of Meat Flying Around with One Fuji, Two Hawks, and Three Eggplants

Chapter 64: Starting with a Lump of Meat on the First Day of the New Term🔒

Chapter 65: If You Let Your Guard Down, It Quickly Becomes R-18G🔒

Chapter 66: Rain with a Chance of Thunder, That is, Zombies🔒

Chapter 67: They Say Sisters Tend to Resemble Each Other🔒

Chapter 68: A Bomb Whose Explosion Time is Unknown🔒

Chapter 69: I Don’t Want to Be In the Same Workplace as Monsters🔒

Chapter 70: Waa, Don’t Stand by My Pillow, Are You a Grim Reaper?🔒

Chapter 71: Although My Health Has Recovered, the Species Barrier Remains High🔒

Chapter 72: Helping Others Should Be Done Carefully🔒

Chapter 73: Is There Anyone Making Takoyaki in the Cooking Room?🔒

Chapter 74: Preparing for the Cultural Festival in the Library🔒

Chapter 75: Forced Club Activity Observation🔒

Chapter 76: Cultural Festival🔒

Chapter 77: Cultural Festival 2🔒

Chapter 78: Cultural Festival 3🔒

Chapter 79: Cultural Festival 4🔒

Chapter 80: Cultural Festival 5🔒

Chapter 81: Being a Monster is Painful and Spicy🔒

Chapter 82: A Meeting in a Certain Village🔒

Chapter 83: Sisters in a Certain Village🔒

Chapter 84: A Big Brother in a Certain Village?🔒

Chapter 85: Playing in the River in a Certain Village🔒

Chapter 86: A Certain Village’s Secret Base🔒

Chapter 87: Taking Shelter from the Rain in a Certain Village🔒

Chapter 88: Nursing in a Certain Village🔒

Chapter 89: Hide and Seek in a Certain Village🔒

Chapter 90: On a Path Between Rice Fields in a Certain Village🔒